
If James Naismith were alive today, he would be grilling
Kielbasa
and cursing his brackets, just like the rest of us.
      
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Smackdown Rules |
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In order to
participate in the Annual Kick Derek’s Butt in the NCAA Tournament Pool,
you must:
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Receive an official invitation from Smackdown personnel.
(Participation
is strictly limited in an effort to maintain the Derekdoza line.)
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Fill in your
brackets
before the first tipoff.
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Curse when various mid-majors unexpectedly blow gigantic
holes in your brackets
(Smackdown Central highly recommends “Dadgumit”
and “Holy Moley.”)
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Write a concession letter to
the eventual winner.
(Or, should you stumble to unexpected
victory, bask in the reverence that is your reward.)
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